Monthly Archives: August 2009

Do You Remember When…,

Everyone wore Aviators in Close Encounters of the Third Kind (1977), Dir Steven Spielberg
At the end of Close Encounters, as the drama enfolds, more and more of the scientists/boffins resort to wearing Aviators to accentuate their shock and awe. By the time the space craft door opens the human cast have started resembling delegates at a Top Gun convention. You do wonder whether the US government hands out free pairs with every Christmas bonus.
No global earth shattering event is too overwhelming when you protect your eyes with a cool set of Aviators.

Linda Blair Exorcises Freedom of the Press

Deadly Movies Cameos | Linda Blair in Scream (1996)

Twenty three years earlier she was vomiting on priests, doing very bad things in front of her mother, and 360’ing her swede, then in 1996 Wes Craven deployed Linda Blair in the best of the Scream franchise cameos. It’s fantastically short, as good cameos should be, lasting less than 10 seconds. Blair plays ‘Obnoxious Reporter’ strutting up to Sydney (Neve Campbell) and belting out the great line ‘how does it feel to almost be brutally butchered?!’. How Wes Craven must have enjoyed waking up for this day of shooting. There’s always something very cool about seeing different generations of final girls sharing a bit of screen time.

French Balloons and Nordic Goons

Friday Midnight Movie | The Island at the top of the World (1974)

A Rare Disney outing on Deadly Movies

It’s rare that the word ‘Disney’ makes it onto Deadly Movies, but here’s some cult Disney goodness to shove up your Friday night peephole. The Island at the top of the World has a bit of everything that cult childhood films should have, ropey effects, angry indigenous people, an evil religious guru, a long voyage, earthquakes and volcanoes, a scantly clad native girl, and a killer whale attack. You want more? There is no more! Continue reading

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Presenting Christopher George (1929 – 1983)

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Christopher George is a bit of a chiselled B-movie and TV legend, often deployed in the gruff detective, sheriff, doctor type role. Under the banner of B-movies and cult TV you could list almost his entire CV; but here at Deadly Movies we like to pay homage to his epic contribution to creature features, horror, and sci-fi:

Project X (1968): William Castle (legend) movie about a cryogenically defrosted Christopher George.

Grizzly (1976): George vs. a bear (nice)

Day of the Animals (1977): George vs. ALL the animals (sweet)

Cruise into Terror (1978): George and other cruise passengers find some Egyptian relics that somehow for some reason summon Satan. (Get-in)

City of the Living Dead (1980): George vs Fulci Zombies and the gate of Hell

The Exterminator (1980): George investigates flame throwing vigilante (Pow!)

Mortuary (1983): George and his son (Bill Paxton?!! Awesome) work in a mortuary and attempt to bring back spirits of the dead (shit the bed yes!)

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The Gospel According to Bishop Lance Henriksen

Deadly Movie Connections: Bishop, Played by Lance Henriksen in Aliens (1986), Alien3 (1992), and Alien vs. Predictor (2004)

Lance Henriksen can hold his head up high and proudly acclaim that he is only second to the mighty Sigourney Weaver when it comes to appearances in Alien movies, three to the latter’s four. There is however a slight quandary when it comes to the continuity of this Deadly Movies connection, let’s start at the beginning, and by the beginning I mean the year 2172.

Aliens (1986): Dir James Cameron. The android Bishop would first appear as an advanced model of the Ash android (Alien 1979 played by Ian Holm). Bishop is the executive officer aboard the military vessel Sulaco, destined for a rescue mission on LV-426. Bishop is essentially a strategic planner who’s primary function is to aid human survival by any means necessary, which he achieves to heroic levels when being torn in half by the Alien Queen. Of course as an android this is less of a fatal guts-spill and more of a spiny rainbow ball.

Alien3 (1992): Dir David Fincher. Bishop would also appear during the finale of Alien3 billed as Bishop II who claims to be the designer of the Bishop range. After a bit of a skirmish with want away prisoner Morse and his monkey-wrench, Bishop II clearly bleeds from the head (a scene accentuated in the 2003 Assembly Cut whereby Bishop II’s entire ear is hanging off). Blood would indicate that Bishop II is human right? Well Alien lineage teaches us that droids are filled with a milky white goop (see Ash’s decapitation in Alien, Bishop’s torso and legs separation in Aliens, and Call’s weepy wounds in Alien Resurrection) rather than blood. So at this stage Bishop II is either A) a human with a very high pain threshold, or B) an advanced model of android that utilises human tissue (think Terminator). Rumour has it that in the original screenplay Bishop II was indeed a human, a fact backed up by the novelisation whereby Bishop II is a human called Michael Bishop. This ambiguity however left the door ajar for one Paul W S Anderson (cough, asshole, cough).

AVP Alien vs. Predator (2004): Dir Paul W S Anderson. Now it gets confusing. Henriksen plays Charles Bishop Weyland, a rather coarse attempt to bridge both the matter of where the Bishop android derived from and the origin of the infamous Weyland-Yutani company. So Charles Bishop Weyland both looks like the android Bishop and owns one half of the company that would go on to form the super conglomerate that would build said Bishop’s. Coincidence? So it’s pretty obvious what we’re being asked to derive from this, Charles Bishop Weyland is the inventor of the android technology and the inspiration for its appearance. Which is a very tender move by the future scientists who think of this homage to Mr Weyland some 168 years in the future, one of the many glorious timeline problems caused by this movie (I wonder if future Mac robots will look like, and be called, Steve Jobs?) . Which brings us back to the troubling appearance of Bishop II in Alien3 and adding a third variable to the conundrum that C) Bishop II is the spitting-image direct descendent of Charles Bishop Weyland, let’s say great great grandson, which would account for the blood. Hmmmm.

In conclusion: To conclude my almost pointlessly deep investigation into the character of Bishop in the Alien franchise I give you final hypothesis: Bishop is an android developed somewhere between the events of Alien and Aliens, let’s say in the year 2160’ish. He is a product of the Weyland-Yutani corporation whose physical appearance was based on that of one of the companies founding fathers Charles Bishop Weyland. Bishop II (although originally intended to be human in the original Alien3 screenplay) is an advanced form of android who is covered in living tissue (due to the new continuity added by AVP). Done and done.

Deadly Movies Investigates the Strange Case of the Three Japanese King Kong Kounterfits

Wasei Kingu Kongu (aka Japanese King Kong 1933), Edo ni Arawareta Kingu Kongu (aka King Kong Appears in Edu 1934) and Kingu Kongu Zenkouhen (1938)

Case Date 1933: Here’s an intriguing revelation that’s only known to Mole People, Richard Nixon, and 45 year-old men who work at Forbidden Planet. During the 1930s it would appear that various Japanese studios turned out knock-off King Kong (or Kingu Kongu in Japanese-English) films that were only ever given domestic release due to the incredibly blatant copyright infringement. You’ve got to admire the balls of steel approach by these on-the-fly filmmakers, cashing in on the popularity of Hollywood releases. These were, in effect, 1930s versions of today’s direct to DVD movies.., Outrageousu! (click the poster image to enlarge)

What adds to their mystique is that all three copies are lost to time. The most likely cause of this loss? The US atomic bombings in 1945. Whatever the cause, the image to the left would seem to be the only surviving still from any of these three films, most likely from 1933’s Wasei Kingu Kongu (aka Japanese King Kong 1933)

According to multiple online sources Japanese studio Sochikuh (which still exists in one way or another in Kyoto Japan) produced a quick replica of 1933s King Kong in the same year. Wasei Kingu Kongu or literally ‘Japanese King Kong’ was apparently as good as a literal remake or straight copy. Then there is King Kong Appears in Edu which appears to be some kind of bizarre period drama. Edu being the name for Tokyo prior to 1868. This film was produced by the Zensho Kinema studio which ceased making films in 1940. This, rumour has it, featured Kong fighting giant insects and bashing up old-school Japanese architecture.

As for King Kong Zenkouhen.., No-one seems to know what the hell this is about, or if it really existed in the first place. Indeed it may be the case that King Kong Zenkouhen is in fact King Kong Appears in Edu, but we may never know as all prints are lost. Many state King Kong Appears in Edu as being released in 1934, however records have the production studio, Zensho Kinema, only existing between 1938 and 1940 giving extra weight to the theory that the these two films are indeed one and the same.

Whatever the truth behind these obscure films consider this; It would appear that these Kong rip offs pre-date the man-in-rubber-suit films made famous by Toho’s Godzilla by some 16 years or so. In which case, for better or worse, they deserve their rightful recognition in Monster Movie history.

For more Deadly Movies information on King Kong adsurdities take a look at these gems

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