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Do You Remember When.., Tommy Lee Jones Drew a Dick in Volcano (1997)?

It was the best of times it was the worst of times. It was the decade of god awful CGI blockbusters (did that ever end?), it was the decade of the disaster movie revival, and it was the decade where Tommy Lee Jones became a less than obvious action lead. But perhaps best of all it was a time when Tommy would draw sketches of massive cocks in his movies. That’s right, high school style childish drawings of huge dicks. Disguised as a doodle of how to create a cul-de-sac of collapsed buildings in order to redirect the flow of deadly lava, Jones directs LA’s finest fire fighters and police my means of 10 year old’s impression of a throbbing errection. Don’t believe me? Check out the still below:

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