Gore-Met Zombie Chef From Hell (1986)
Let’s just analyse the title for a moment:’Gore-met‘, dare I say mega-lols in regards to this most wonderful of puns? ‘Zombie‘, is our walking-dead in question; an exiled member of an ancient sect doomed to walk the earth for eternity, slowly disintegrating unless he eats copious portions of man-flesh, which brings us nicely to the ‘chef‘ part of the equasion. We’ll give them ‘from hell’ as a little artistic licence, or should I say garnish?
Hilariously for Ghostbusters fans, our zombie-chef is called ‘Goza’, a Hawaiian shirt wearing sea food restaurateur who’s serving up the local beach-bums in his patty’s and wieners. Prone to outbursts of very swanky funk-blues dancing, Goza sets about ensuring meat is always on the menu. Be prepared to be astonished by visual story telling on par with a 1980s wedding video, special effects which defy realism at all costs, and dialogue gems such as “It looks a little evil in there“. All of this and a huge over reliance on the zinger “fuck off asshole“.., oh and did I mention sporadic outbursts of fuck-jazz dancing? Because If Gore-met Zombie Chef From Hell taught me anything it’s that you can never get enough of a good thing and that repeating yourself over and over again is legitimate content.
Boy I love me some funk-jazz dancing.
Funk-jazz dancing.
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