Tag Archives: Christmas Horror

Merry Christmas 2014 folks

This says it all.

creepy-santa

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The Weather Outside is Frightful

Top 10 Winter Based Deadly Movies (revised)

This list was originally compiled during a big cold snap when Deadly Movies twitter chums had nothing better to do than compile pointless lists. Now that snow bares down on many of us again, it’s time to revise and revisit Deadly Movies Top 10 winter movies.

Snow is one of my favourite movie devices, it’s very photogenic, it’s isolating, it brings most infrastructure to a standstill, and it looks awesome when covered in blood, guts, brains, fragments, fluids, spleens, and icky bits. Here’s Deadly Movies favourite red-on-white flicks, now in discernible order just to kick up some debate (the order is based more on snow qualities than artistic merit!): Continue reading

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Top 5 Asshole Santas (Redux, 2011 version)

Ho Ho Fucking Ho, Merry Shitmas (is what any of these uncouth vagabonds would likely say)

The jolly fat man and all round good samaritan, Santa Claus, has been the icon of goodwill (and Coca-Cola) for generations of children (and Coke junkies). Personally I love Santa and won’t have a bad word said about him. However to every yin there is an inevitable yang. So here’s a look at Deadly Movies’ Top 5 Santa A-holes, the type of guys who come in through your downstairs window rather than your chimney.
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Merry Christmas You Filthy Animals

Deadly Movies | Christmas 2011

It'd December you filthy animal

It’s December 1st which means you can leave November on the doorstep and get the hell outa’here. Over the holiday season Deadly Movies intends to deliver you festive horror wonderment to rival an elf with candy canes for legs, sprouts for eyeballs, and a cinnamon moustache (yeah Christmasy, suck it). So if you enjoy Deadly Movies very own brand of bloody yuletide then be sure to check back regularly over the next 25 days. If you don’t, then I’m going to give you to the count of three to get your lousy, lyin’, low-down, four flushing carcass out my door. 1.., 2..,

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Yellow snow never tasted so good..,

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Deadly Movies Reviews | ‘Jack Frost’ (1996).

Jack Frost 1996

Here’s a movie that’s truly a rare thing; a cheapo, gimmicky, seasonal, modern horror film that that truly manages to be a fun and entertaining watch. Horror suits seasons and gimmicks well, the 80’s showed us that. There is a certain charm and cheeky have-a-go attitude that made holiday movies from the 80’s so entertaining, such qualities often painted over the cracks of low budgets, poor acting, and awful dialogue. These qualities have long since departed the genre post 1990, mainly because such films were plain and simply a product of their time. Jack Frost manages to take you back there, it’s almost as if the film had been shelved for 10 years. Continue reading
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