Top 5 World Cup Football Player/Horror Movie Lookalikes

Frank Ribery Sloth Goonies

Football/Soccer has its fare share of odd looking players, but what World Cup players would slip easily into the world of horror without even the need for prosthetics? By the way I couldn’t resist poor Frank Ribery (who suffered a terrible injuries in a car accident) and the popular Sloth comparison. Sorry. Onwards!

5: Diego Milito (Argentina) and Sylvester Stallone 

Milito Stallone

I admit I’m stretching here to link Stallone to horror (D-Tox? That sex scene in The Specialist?) – but this lookalike is just too funny not to mention. OK, on with rest.

4: Tim Howard (USA) and Sid Haig

Tim Howard Sid Haig

Sid Haig is getting on in years, and Tim Howard’s football career only has a few more years left. Rob Zombie, here’s your man.

3: Edinson Cavani (Uruguay) and Brandon Lee’s The Crow

Cavani Crow

So much facial definition going on here.

2: Mezut Ozil (Germany) and Michael Berryman

Mezut Ozil eyes

The eyes have it.

1: My personal favourite, Andre Schurrle (Germany) and Hans Klopek (The Burbs)

Schurle Hans

I just want to see Andre Schurrle terrorised by Bruce Dern. Don’t you?

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2 thoughts on “Top 5 World Cup Football Player/Horror Movie Lookalikes

  1. Some shockers there, oh, and Cavani’ s Uruguayan

  2. Astrid says:

    In fact. Edinson Cavani looks like Brando Lee

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