Happy Valentine’s Day: Top 5 Movie Hookers!

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Nothing says “I love you” more on on the day of St Valentine than flowers, chocolates, and a hooker for the night. That’s why Deadly Movies, being all about the romance, invites you to dress up to the nines and hit the streets to celebrate celluloid’s very finest ladies of the night. 

5: Jame Lee Curtis as Ophelia in Trading Places (1983)

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Jamie Lee and her boobies become millionaires thanks to a little Aykroyd and Murphy shenanigans.

4: Nancy Allen as Liz in Dressed to Kill (1980)

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Being a prostitute being stalked in a slasher movie is not the place to be, unless the person doing the slashing is also a prostitute. Prostitutes all round.

3: Shelly Long as Belinda in Night Shift (1982)

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Sweet, butter-wouldn’t-melt, Shelly Long coerces the Fonz into letting her and her prozzy friends have sex with clients in his morgue draws. Ah the 80s, you’ve done it again.

2: Linnea Quigley (and all the ladies in) in Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers (1988)

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Linnea Quigley does chainsaw to chainsaw battle with Gunnar Hansen (Leatherface) in a movie about hookers in Holywood with chainsaws.

Papillon Soo as Da Nang Hooker in Full Metal Jacket (1987)

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Hey, baby. You got girlfriend Vietnam?.., Well, baby, me so horny. Me so HORNY. Me love you long time. You party?.., Fifteen dollar.., No. Each you fifteen dollar. Me love you long time. Me so HORNY.., Me sucky-sucky. Me love you too much.., Okay. Ten dollar each.., Every t’ing you want.”

Wait, wait, wait. Hold your horses pilgrim. These movies were all made in the 1980s. Well there you, thank you Reagan.

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