Great Moustaches & Beards in Horror History 1986: John Getz in The Fly

John Getz The Fly 1986

What kind of a character name is Stathis Borans? The name of an asshole that’s what. Granted Stathis comes good at the end of the movie, only to get his hand and foot dissolved via Brundelfly vomit, but still, he has less redeeming features than the British TV celebrity pedophile ring. And this beard should have been a warning to us all. Just look at it.., as smug as it is pruned. Not a hair out of place. Granted it is great, but at what cost? The cost of Geena Davis womb that’s what. Just look at him, standing there smiling, holding a Brundel-ape as if he could do no wrong. I’ve got my eye on you Getz ,or Bornas, or whatever the shit-dick your name is. I see you and I raise you Goldblum in Jurassic Park. Yeah, that’s right.., where were you in 1993? Not on Isla Nublar that’s for sure. You’re beard is great sir, but it is a slur on the man community. Good day.

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2 thoughts on “Great Moustaches & Beards in Horror History 1986: John Getz in The Fly

  1. scotvalkyrie says:

    Personally, I’m a fan of Bruce Kessler’s facial hair in Simon, King of the Witches.

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