Great Moustaches & Beards in Horror History: 2004

Michael Kelly as CJ in Dawn of the Dead (remake -2004)

CJ undergoes quite the transformation in Zack Snyder’s rip-roaring-kick-up-the-ass Z movie. From power hungry mall security douchebag to heroic self sacrifice, CJ traverses quite the apocalyptic personality gamut. It’s a journey he doesn’t undertake alone, no friends, he is supported every step of the way by a handle-bar moustache that even the most seasoned Hells Angle would struggle to tame. This thick black joist of a moustache is rumoured to be flame retardant up to 1,000 degrees celsius.., Fact. Born at the beginning of the end of the world it is facial hair worthy of the Messiah himself; and whilst CJ may not make it to the end of the movie, it is without question that his reanimated corpse, lead face first by this upper-lip gargantuan, would go on to be the king of the dead.

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One thought on “Great Moustaches & Beards in Horror History: 2004

  1. Definitely the sexiest thing about this cool zombie remake!

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