Countdown to Halloween, Unsung Heroes of Horror Day 25: Little Javelin Throwing Kid in Humanoids From the Deep (1980)

I’ll freely admit that Humanoids of the Deep is a guilty pleasure, and a guilty pleasure within this guiltiest of pleasures occurs when some little kid javelin’s the shit out of one of the said humanoids. But why is he a hero I hear you ask? Well, these particular humanoids really ramped up the horny monster phase of the 70/80s by actually (not insinuating) raping poor teenage girlies on the beach. Not that this is, by any means, the first time monster horror has explored the darker side of creature deviance, but it is the first time, that I know of, that such wrongs get put right by a small boy and his flaming javelin, a javelin of righteousness that mighty Zeus himself couldn’t have dispatched any better. As Zeus once famously said “I need me some more thunderbolts up in this bitch” and this young Perseus suitably obliges.

The wonderment happens at aroung 4.50 in the video below

Look at his little face! He just flaming javelined a dude!

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