The Godzilla movies are always good for moments of movie madness. But It’s 1991s Godzilla Vs. King Ghidora that delivers a line of such unbelievable lameness, that sinks so low in the annuls of the spoken vocabulary, that is the shame of the rimmed glasses writing community; it has become both folk lore and warning amongst the coffee shop owl tattooed brigade. Of course I speak of the moment when US troops kill a Japanese sympathising T-Rex during World War 2 (history) only to deliver the hilariously stupid zinger “Take that you dinosaur“. WHAT? That’s the best they could come up with? You can imagine Arnie himself shaking his head with embarrassment at this one. I mean even I could’ve come up with “Ouch! He’ll be dino-sore in the morning!“, or “This time stay extinct!“, or “I’ll see you in the museum!“. Oh Toho will you ever learn? Even “I’ll have what’s she’s having” would be better if entirely irrelevant. To witness this wonderment check out the video below:
Do You Remember When.., A US Soldier Delivers Cinema’s Worst EVER Zinger in ‘Godzilla Vs. King Ghidora’ (1991)?