12 DAYS O̶F̶ TO CHRISTMAS: DAY 9

Greatest Christmas Moments Day 9: Mickey Rooney kidnaps a child in ‘Silent Night, Deadly Night 5’ (1991)

Santa Rooney and his sack full of child

Mickey Rooney is bat-shit crazy on the the best of days. But there’s nothing quite like seeing Hollywood’s favourite 4 foot fig running around someones house on a festive evening, dressed as Santa Clause, and abducting small children in his red sack. So this Christmas, as you and your loved ones settle in your cosy beds, just remember that old festive poem (warning?) from Clement Clarke Moore:  “Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house, not a creature was stirring, except for Mickey Rooney who has abducted your children. Merry Christmas fuckers, and too all a good night

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